“Or p'r'aps it was somebody 'aving a game with you,” I ses.
“You're getting old, Bill,” he ses, very short. “You don't understand. It's some pore gal that's took a fancy to me, and it's my dooty to meet 'er and tell her 'ow things are.”
He walked off with his 'ead in the air, and if 'e took that letter out once and looked at it, he did five times.
“Chuck it away,” I ses, going up to him.
“Certainly not,” he ses, folding it up careful and stowing it away in 'is breastpocket. “She's took a fancy to me, and it's my dooty——”
“You said that afore,” I ses.
He stared at me nasty for a moment, and then 'e ses: “You ain't seen any young lady hanging about 'ere, I suppose, Bill? A tall young lady with a blue hat trimmed with red roses?”
I shook my 'ead.
“If you should see 'er,” he ses.
“I'll tell your missis,” I ses. “It 'ud be much easier for her to do her dooty properly than it would you. She'd enjoy doing it, too.”