“That's a bit orkard,” ses Sam, scratching his 'ead. “Same time, it don't do to throw away a chance. If 'e was my uncle I should pretend to be a teetotaller while 'e was here, just to please 'im.”
“And when you felt like a drink, Peter,” ses Ginger, “me and Sam would look arter 'im while you slipped off to get it.”
“He could 'ave the room below us,” ses Sam. “It is empty.”
Peter gave a sniff. “Wot about you and Ginger?” he ses.
“Wot about us?” ses Sam and Ginger, both together.
“Why, you'd 'ave to be teetotallers, too,” ses Peter. “Wot's the good o' me pretending to be steady if 'e sees I've got pals like you?”
Sam scratched his 'ead agin, ever so long, and at last he ses, “Well, mate,” he ses, “drink don't trouble me nor Ginger. We can do without it, as far as that goes; and we must all take it in turns to keep the old gentleman busy while the others go and get wot they want. You'd better go and take the room downstairs for 'im, afore it goes.”
Peter looked at 'im in surprise, but that was Sam all over. The idea o' knowing a man with money was too much for 'im, and he sat there giving good advice to Peter about 'is behavior until Peter didn't know whether it was 'is uncle or Sam's. 'Owever, he took the room and wrote the letter, and next arternoon at three o'clock Mr. Goodman came in a four-wheel cab with a big bag and a fat umbrella. A short, stiffish-built man of about sixty he was, with 'is top lip shaved and a bit o' short gray beard. He 'ad on a top 'at and a tail-coat, black kid gloves and a little black bow, and he didn't answer the cabman back a single word.
