[ “Put a Bishop in My Clothes, and You'd Ask 'im to 'ave A 'arf-pint As Soon As You Would Me.” ]

[ “Mr. Goodman Came in a Four-wheel Cab With A Big Bag and A Fat Umbrella.” ]

[ “'It Aint So 'orrid As I 'ad Fancied.' Ses Sam.” ]

[ “He Reached Acrost the Table and Shook 'ands With Peter.” ]

[ “After Some Years Spent in Long Voyages” ]

[ “Then and There Mr. Letts's Mind Was Made Up. ]

[ “A Disagreeable-looking Man Was Eying Them in Some Astonishment from the Doorway.” ]

[ “What's Mine is Mother's.” ]

[ “The Sign of the Cauliflower Was Stiff With Snow.” ]

[ “He's Won It!” he Ses, in a Choky Voice. “it's Number 1.” ]