Hud. [aside]. Oh, this is awful!
Mrs. H. Stephen, who is this person?
Hud. [aside]. There is no other way out of it. I can explain later [aloud.] This, mother, is my dear old chum, Edward Burleigh.
Burl. [aside over screen]. By gad!
Mrs. H. Ah, indeed, I am delighted to meet you, sir. I feel that we are old friends, already, Mr. Burleigh. I have heard so much of you.
Shr. Oh, yes, me and Steve is great chums, ain't we, Steve, old boy? [slaps Hudson on the back.] [To Hud.] Put me on to de young one.
Miss H. [aside to Mrs. H.]. Oh, Mamma, he is awful. How could Steve choose such a man to room with!
Mrs. H. Steve always said he was awkward with ladies, you know. Perhaps he will improve on acquaintance.
Shr. [to Miss H.]. Pleased to meet you, ma'am. How is the state of your health? 'T ain't often we see such a daisy out here, is it Steve? [To Hud.] Oh, I can say perlite things to a lady. You needn't be afraid, I won't disgrace yer!
Hud. [aside]. How long will this last?