What-say renewed Irish Orator about England. He-say, “O perfidious Albino!” I am sly about repeating such mean curses.
Strength of Hon. England are this: she can lie longer, steal stronger & look more respectable than any other ancient Nation now living. America is filled with disgusting Grafts, but Hon. England have got only a House of Lords decorated with coated arms & vested rights. London are poplus with Life Insurance Presidents disguised as Missionaries. If Jo-uncle Cannon had a accent made in Oxford & a suit of clothing made in Hanover Square he would not need to change his politicks before setting in the House of Lords. I are very nervous about England’s soul.
Cousin Nogi, who partly agree with me in some things, say, “I are joyfully congratulated not to be mixed up in such Olympus affairs.”
“English sense of Fair Play are a joke,” I scorch.
“Perhapsly that are why it are took so seriously in England,” make-up Nogi.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
S. P.—O-Fido, Hon. Pup to which I belong, show symptom of being a dash-hound.