“Servant ladies what is too free & equal is found at liberty nearly all-time,” I rebate with Asiatick salute.
One wise Professor which is mistaken say “Trouble of these United State is that servants is no good.” Such childhood to say! Trouble of these United State is that servants is too good. Most of them is too good to work except when drove to by hungry symptoms of esophagus. Cooking lady are too good for sweep; sweeping lady are too good for window-wash; window-wash lady are too good for scrub; and scrubbing lady are too good for anything. Frequently at least some Hon. Employer when he hire Hon. Servant forget how good them person is. Then he must be snub.
“Are you a drunkard by habit?” enquire Hon. Employer.
“I are,” relapse Hon. Servant. “Are you?”
“Are you careful of frugality, industrious, steady moral, nice sleep-hours, early-rise man?” require that Employer for nervus shock.
“I are not,” reply them Servant. “Are you?”
Hon. Employer now enjoy transom of angry rage.
“You must be unfitted for any good job of work to do it!” he corrode.
“Of sure I are,” flotate that Hon. Servant. “How nicely you are guessing things!”
Hon. Employer stand gast for fluttering brain.