H. T.
XXIX
STANDARD OILING ACROSS PARTY LINES
San Francisco, October 4th.
Editor New York Newspaper which ought to act kind of sweet & gentle to Prairie Dog Refined & Oily Co. of Oklahoma because they are a Small Dealer and has a Hard Stroggle.
Hon. Mr.—“There are nothing more meaner and sneeky than to took money from children, cripples & other idiots,” say Arthur Kickahajama yesterday with brite smile of truth.
“There are one thing more meaner & sneeky,” I dib for Loo Darkstutter expression.
“What could be?” are sharp report for Arthur.
“To took money from Standard Oil are more meaner,” I say it.
“Can not Hon. Standard Oil afford to lose such money?” corporate Arthur.