“Some 150,000 of them persons belongs to idly wealthy classes,” renig this Frank. “It would be insulting to offer them jobs of employment.”
“I am relieved to hear,” I report. “It is our duty, then, to find work for merely 850,000 human persons who are not now doing so.”
“This is not hard problemb for 2 bright Japanese Boys to answer,” promote that Hon. Frank sharpening pencil.
So with immediate quickness we find employment for them 850,000 workers by following statistick:
| 100,000 | is to have jobs on Police Force which is never sufficiently enough. |
| 250,000 | is to be joined to Stand-up Army which Gen. Hobson requires to fight Japan or any other friendly Power. |
| 75,000 | to be kerosene-sprinkles & encourage mosquitos to race-suicide. |
| 100,000 | to be Bill-collectors & take fines away from Quelled Corporations. |
| 50,000 | circus-riders to join Roosevelt’s Rough Officers’ Class. |
| 575,000 | for sum-total who we have got jobs for. |
That leaved 275,000 still looking for work which Frank refused to find for them because he was enjoying considerable head-ache. We might have did some kindness of act for them, but could we? If Hon. Taft, when asked “How shall able-body worker get it?” must reply for answer “God knows!” is not Japanese Boys excusable for forgetting a few thousand?
Them 275,000 workers might do digging operations on Panama Canal, but would they? Climbate is too much miasma down so low in the map. Hon. Frank the Japanned Bootpolish say-how that Hon. Roosevelt might move Panama Canal to New Jersey where climbate is more callabrious. This is a very brilliant plan for Congress to ignore.
If them million mans is idly unemployed is it fault of America because? Many American patriots who says these U. S. have very wicked government are persons which comes from Baltic provinces of Russia where common people is not wonderfully successful about governing therselves. Can Pres. Roosevelt obtain cheerful advice from them persons which is only happy when enjoying misery?
Yet it is not best-beautiful thing for any kingdom to have 1,000,000 mans idly unemployed. Hon. Chancellor Day, famous Socialist, say it is all to blame of Pres. Roosevelt who done it. Maybe so it is. In great Christian country like this it is very dangerous experiment to preach the law “Thou shalt not steal.” Panick of fear is apt to follow with general shut-up of factories, trust companies & other religious institutions.
Hon. Forker say, “This kingdom need some new President what will restore publick Confidence.”