“Occasional Murders makes life briter,” reflact Cousin Nogi.
“If there was no saloons there would be no crime,” say Arthur Kickahajama.
“There would also be no fun,” say Sydney Katsu, jr.
“There would be no poverty,” say Frank the Japanned Boot-polish.
“There would be no trusts,” say I. Anazuma.
“There would be no enthusiasm,” say Sago Jokai.
“There would be no insane asylums,” say Albert Sudekachi.
“There would be no Poets,” say Hashimura Togo.
If the saloon must go, Mr. Editor, see that it are put away in some convenient place. I ask it.