“What could they Imagine after that?” are enqueery for Nichi.
“They Imagines they are beautiful!” are report from me.
“Hashimura Togo,” rasp them feebly Unc, “up to now I have believed everything. Please tell lies more gently. I are not prepared to swallow too much.”
“When foreigners talk about American Ladies they must be prepare to swallow anything,” are argue I make. “This are customary.”
“Ladies must be oftenly scrushed to death beneath them awful lids,” require Nichi with Hearst editorial look.
“Such are the untruth,” I let go. “Them Hats is frequently more lighter than they looks by appearance. Although they are huje enormalosities amassed all over outside with riotous debree, yet they are kept light by fact that there ain’t nothing inside of them.”
“What-so!” say Nichi. “Ain’t them Ladies got their brains inside of them Hats?”
“If Ladies had sifficient brains enough to fill such Hats they would wear them much smaller,” are jount from me.
“Can we expect something worse soon?” suppose Nichi.