“Shall you return to study gentle ways of efeet East?” I announce.

“Ah, no,” corrugate Sydney. “Wildy West are more peaceful place to be. I shall follow advice of Hon. Roosevelt which say, ‘Don’t be a Mollycuddle.’”

So I leave Sydney resting in arnica.

Hoping you are the same,

Yours truly,

Hashimura Togo.

XXXVII
WILL HON. SO. DAKOTA BE A BLISSFUL MARRIED STATE?

San Francisco, November 16th.

Editor New York Newspaper who suppose he knows what will happen to America next.