To put on derby hat,
To see friends and enjoy excitement of general custom.
I bow to Happy New Year, I reverence all them things about it,
I rejoice, legally, I intoxicate, I syndicate my thoughts to all humanity-races—
And yet, to tell you honest true,
I do not care much for New Years time,
Because I do not.
Hoping you will be more wiser, if possible, next annual year and that all persons may be onto it, also, good-bye and some to friends,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.