“Will Hon. Pres. Roosevelt add Suffergette plank to Hon. Republican platform?” I ask to know.
“O probably yes-so!” say Nogi. “He have added everything else to that platform. Why-so should he pause at them ladies?”
“What did Suffergette Delegation which visited Albany bring back from that tour?” I decry.
“They brung back souvenir photo representing one Statesman peeking through brush-heap. On this was wrote, ‘Choose Hughes & You Can not Lose,’ This was took as good-luck sign for all Suffergettes.”
I am disgust of so much back-talk.
“One last reply I make,” I say. “Female ladies can not make success of it in middle of Politicks. Shall we send old women to U. S. Senate?”
“Why not-so?” negotiate Nogi. “If Hons. Platt & Depew remain there so long will 1 or 2 extra old ladies be conspicuous for notice?”
Here is some delicious poem for you to abuse:
ALLEGORICAL NATURE FAKE ABOUT JAPANESE STORK-BIRD
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