S. Wanda—Japanese Socialist.
Whang So—China boy of sinful profile.
H. Sunigawa—Talented Japanese Spy.
Unknown Japanese—who call himself “Charley Smith” to get job in a bank.
Sorted persons, doctors & druggers, Bunkio Saguchi, riots, baseballers, frequent wise Professors, Hon. Niggers, delegates who walk for the unions, editors, Napoleon Bonyparte & his Brother Charley, Hon. Police & other famous Americans to include my dog O-Fido.
ILLUSTRATIONS
| “Therefor I entertain him to beer-ceremony at saloon of Hon. Strunsky, Irish patriot” | [Frontispiece] |
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| “‘Good morning, Mr. Emperor,’ say Hon. Ambassador” | [58] |
| “‘Would they fit me perhaps?’ I ask for vanity” | [72] |
| “‘Why all this yall about, unless of mania?’ I require to know from Hon. Police” | [82] |
| “When Hon. Operator seen my telegraf he say: ‘What language is them wrote in?’” | [100] |
| “‘But China!! such eye-pain of nations’” | [102] |
| “O banzai! whirr of angry rages from engine” | [110] |
| “Loyal Sons of some fairish land parading under banner of the Nice Old Party with placards to show how harmonious they feel” | [120] |
| “There I meet Motor Man who ... suffocate me with international courtesy” | [150] |
| “‘I have a developed chest already,’ snuggest Hon. Taft” | [208] |
| “They should not make groups around him with scissors to cut away souvenirs from him” | [224] |
| “‘I require to leave message for Cousin Charley at Washington’” | [246] |
| “‘O! Sweethearted Mrs. Madam, I enjoy a brainache this morning, thank you’” | [312] |
| “‘Do not hide your light under a bushel basket,’ are smart quotation for me” | [326] |
| “‘All of them persons is related to each other in some way and another—some by proxy, some by regret’” | [340] |
| “Obi Obi and the Willy Sparrow” | [344] |