Maybe it would be more human-natural for candidates wishing to enjoy election to hire from some costumer following masquerade:
Hon. Cannon disguised as Abraham Lincoln.
Hon. Taft disguised as Bismarck.
Hon. Hughes disguised as Viscount Aoki.
Hon. Cortelyou disguised as John Drew.
Hon. Bryan disguised as Elbert Hubbard.
Hon. Fairbanks disguised as Uriah Keep.
Them costumes might be payed for by Campaign Contributions, but will they? Wall Street regard bribing as sinful during depression of hard times.
Before leaving off from Tokyo for these Uniteds State I was considerably weeped over by my Rev. Grandfather, Japanese of elderly principles who say-so to me, “Togo, you are going to that wild kingdom of America which is very full of savage Christians. Do not go to Indiana because Indians is found there.”