She set down and et hard tack with extreme desolation.
After lunching she go groanfully to upstairs side. Pretty soonly I hear plaster and other brick-a-brack falling amidst considerable earthquake, so I know Hon. Mrs was rolling her figure over the carpet.
After 2 complete weeks of this hygiene had went by, Hon. Bobbs come home one night with scales for weighing coal.
“Now we shall observe how much you have subtracted by efforts,” he negotiate cheerly.
“I am so wasted away I can scarcely jump,” she mone. She step to scales which throw up their arms with loudy clatter when she got on.
Hon. Bobbs hang considerable 100 lbs of iron to Hon. Scales before he could strike a balance. At lastly Mrs Madam was weighed.
“Dearie,” report Hon. Husband with voice, “You have not suffered all for vain. You have lost exactly ½ lb!”
She fainted all over him.
Mr. Editor, there are nothing more injurious to life than doing what is good for us. Folks seeking health are considerable insurance risk. Dutiful persons is nearly always cross, and dypsepia are the favourits pastime of folks what never do no harm to their interior stomachs.
Me & Hon. Bobbs got entirely worried about how Hon. Mrs was making behaviour. In losing 2 lbs she dropped her spirits 1 ton. So I make lecture to her on this subjeck one day.