“Have you ever cleaned with a Vacuum?” she ask to know.
My soul was exhausted to answer this peculiarity.
“I never met him,” I acknowledge.
“How could I hire servant girl not familiar with this form of art?” she require peevly. “Vacuum cleaning are most delightful sport of home life to-day. It are enjoyed even in the farthest suburbs of the Universe, and yet you ignore it!”
“Ah, Mrs. Boss Lady,” I pledge with pathos, “do not fire me before hiring takes place! Try my sagacity. I shall learn to wrastle with this Vacuum you told about until you are proud to know me.”
So she took me to store room and introduce me to Hon. Vacuum.
The Hon. Vacuum that cleans, Mr. Editor, are like an ingrowing garden hose. He can inhale forever without coughing outwards. He are a species of mechanical snake whose breath always travels toward his tail. To use him, following directions must be did:
1—Screw tail of Hon. Vacuum to sprocket in wall.
2—Button the electricity and see what happen.