VIII PETS
VIII PETS
To Editor Woman’s Page who do so much to make home-life less homely.
Hon. Dear Sir:
Mrs. Benjoman Barnum of Pyramid Park, Penn, is the latest lady to turn me loose. Whether she are a relationship to Hon. P. T. Barnum (deceased) I am not aware enough to say, but she have got a very menagerie mind. Her home is a tame zoo full of animals. I am sure, if she had a bigger parlour, she would keep a elephant.
“Togo,” she report to me when she hired me off the Fineheimer Employment Bureau, “nothing make home so lively as several Pets.”
“I notice this,” is bright reply for me. “You are the most pettish lady I ever worked for.”