X PAPER-HANGING
To Editor Home & Ladies Page who realise how wallpaper are like friendship: sometime he stick right, and sometime he don’t.
Dear Mr:
Mrs Bertha Mac Frenzie, a very medium lady residing in Boston, Conn., dis-employed me recently from happy home. I was very satisfactory help to her until following anecdote happen to me.
Mrs Mac Frenzie’s only extravagance are her stingyness. Careful in most everything, she become extra reckless when attempting to save 9c. Her thoughts are filled with skimmed milk & slaughterhouse steak. I am suprised Hon. U. S. Government do not hire her to saw off High Cost of Living before he start to grow any taller. I know because I seen it.
“Togo,” she require of me, “too much wealth is lavished in that soup you make. He is too thick.”
“If he become thinner he will faint away,” I warn out.