Within the Ward; draws all the parish wills,

Designs the legacies, and strokes the gills

Of the chief mourners; and, whoever lacks,

Of all the kindred, he hath first his blacks.

Thus holds he weddings up and burials,

As his main tithing; with the gossips’ stalls,

Their pews; he’s top still at the public mess;

Comforts the widow and the fatherless,

In funeral sack; sits ’bove the alderman;

For of the wardmote quest, he better can