Q for Queen Anne who sat in the sun
Till she, more than the lily resembled the bun.
R stands for Richard & Robert, those men
Who didn’t get up one fine morning till ten!
S for the Snail that showed wonderful fight,
Putting no less than twenty-four tailors to flight!
T stands for Tom, the son of the piper,
May his principles change as his years grow riper.
U for the Unicorn, keeping his eye on
The coveted crown, and its counsel the Lion.
V is for Victuals, including the drink,
The old woman lived on surprising to think!