Percy took a glassful, and most of it was pollywogs.
"Look here," says he, "I thought you said this water was healthy. Look at those bugs."
"That only proves what I said," says the waiter. "If it wasn't healthy the bugs couldn't live in it."
Just then Percy's eye caught a sign that read:
"All the pancakes you can eat for ten cents."
"I'm going to have some pancakes," says he. "What's yours?"
"Chicken," says I.
Percy kept eating pancakes.
When he had eaten twenty plates the boss of the joint began to get interested.