It was a very pleasant day and I thought I'd take a short walk.
I came to a large building in the course of construction. Just outside was a crowd of workingmen who had some argument.
I crossed over to see what was the matter and found two men pummeling each other unmercifully.
Finally the one who was getting the worst of it cried out:
"Say, I thought this was to be a fair, stand-up fight?"
"That's right," said a number of his companions.
"Well, how the devil can it be a fair, stand-up fight if he keeps knocking me down all the time?"
All at once a cop put in an appearance and arrested the principals, and some of the bystanders as witnesses.