I found my ear in the captain's mouth and he was telling me something I didn't want to know.
The captain found my right boot exactly where it should have been under the circumstances.
The last thing I saw was Rufus running to his cabin to get a two-for-five collar button he had left in his trunk.
All hands got safely into the boat but me. There was so much of me overboard already that I didn't care how soon my skeleton followed.
Finally the ship sank and I found myself astride a big hogshead. I was in an awful situation.
Suddenly, I sighted a flagstaff with a flag attached, and within an hour was in grabbing distance.
"This," I says, "is all right. I'll put the staff in the bung-hole of the barrel and fly a signal of distress."