“He has been stealing honey, and he’s licking his paws.”
“Now—now draw something out of the Bible.”
“The Bible?”
“Yes. Draw God making Eve.”
“That would take rather a long time.”
“Well, draw the Serpent Devil, and God in the garden.”
“I’ll draw the serpent.”
“What a lovely Snake Devil! Now, if I’d been God, I’d have got a big stick and hit the Snake Devil on the head. Wouldn’t it have saved lots and lots of trouble?”
“It would.”
“Then why didn’t God do it?”