Wedged into that posture as tight as a brick.

And 'Liakim Smith, by amazement made dumb

At those legs in the air

Hanging motionless there,

Concluded that this time the devil had come;

And seizing a chair, he belabored them well,

While the head pronounced words that no printer would spell.

And there let us leave them, 'mid outcry and clatter,

To come to their wits, and then settle the matter;

And take for the moral this inference fair: