How two famous trav'lers, who never have met,

Set out for some place (and have not arrived yet!);

How a man had three sons: to the first one he gave

One-third of what he from the others could save;

The others both shared, in a figurative way

(Those boys haven't a cent of their cash to this day!);

How a person had four casks: the first of which, filled

From the second, left four-sevenths of what was not spilled

(I always stopped right in the midst of my tasks,

To guess at the taste of the stuff in those casks);