Jim Morton says Duluth is a nice little "Street in One."
Fred Wyckoff says the two worst weeks in show business are Holy Week and Milwaukee.
"Tommie" Ryan has got the right idea. He has had himself appointed as a special police officer over at his home in Hohokus, N. J. (Think of any one's having a bright idea in a town with a name like that.) Now when he gets lonesome he runs his automobile up Main Street at full speed (13 miles an hour), arrests himself for overspeeding, collects two dollars for making the arrest, then fails to appear against himself and the case is dismissed.
There is no disputing the fact that education is a great help to a young man starting out in the world. Said bright thought being prompted by the following ad, clipped from a Buffalo, N. Y., paper:
"Help Wanted: Automobile washer, $18.00. Stenographer and book keeper, $12.00."