"The Normal School Band uniforms will consist of a coat and cap at first, with the probable addition of trousers at a later date."—Kalamazoo Gazette.
At the Seelback Hotel in Louisville, Ky., I asked the colored waiter if they served a table d'hôte meal in the morning. He hesitated for a moment, then picked up the bill of fare, studied on it for a moment, then said,
"Er—no, suh; we haven't got table doe meal, but we have got oat meal."
I saw a wedding announcement in a Kansas City paper the other day and I didn't blame the girl a bit. Her name was Leafy Gose.
Al Fields' (Fields & Lewis) mother and father came from Berlin. Father teaches stuttering people not to stutter. One day he was busily beating time for a pupil to talk to, when the bell rang; he went to the door and a boy handed in a bundle, saying,
"Frank Brothers."