When the war was over the Kaiser called his 6 sons to him and said, "Now boys we better duck Cause this war is over and you boys can get hurt Now,"
The thing that hurt the Kaiser worse than losing the war, Was that in all the Armistace terms they dident even mention his name,
Everybody commence talking about the Peace Conference and who was to go, Some Republican Senators went so far as to engage a lower birth,
There was so much argument about who was to go, That Pres Wilson says I tell you what, "We will split 50-50 I will go and you fellows can stay,"
At last we were going to get even with them for all their commissions coming over here,
You know for a while COMMISSIONS were coming so fast, That we were lucky to find a fellow who knew what Flag to put out each day,
We were meeting Servian Commissions with Romanian Flags,
Of course there were nations coming at that time who had not enough to support a flag, Thats why the commission were here to place a Flag Contract,
Now to get to my Peace trip, About three months are supposed to have elapsed between the last Paragraph and this one, All of which time was taken up by Congress talking, (see congressional Record) Finally Pres Wilson got tired listening to them and walked out on them,
If it had not been to get away from Congress, I have my doubts if he would have gone to Europe,