My Julia from the latticed grove

Brought me a sweet bouquet of posies,

And asked, as round my neck she clung,

If tulips I preferred to roses?

“I cannot tell, sweet girl,” I sighed,

“But kiss me, ere I see the posies.”

She did. “Oh! I prefer,” I cried,

“Thy two-lips to a dozen roses.”

Almost every one has heard of the first kiss given by Dominie Brown to his sweetheart Janet, after a courtship of seven years. One evening, as they sat together in the customary solemn silence, Mr. Brown summoned courage and said: “We have been acquainted now for seven years, and I’ve ne’er gotten a kiss yet. D’ye think I might tak’ wan, my bonnie girl?”

“Just as you like, John, only be becoming wi’ it.”