He's always compleenin' frae mornin' to e'enin',

He boasts and he hirples the weary day lang: coughs, limps

He's doylt and he's dozin, his bluid it is frozen, stupid, benumbed

O, dreary's the night wi' a crazy auld man!

He hums and he hankers, he frets and he cankers,

I never can please him do a' that I can;

He's peevish, and jealous of a' the young fellows:

O, dool on the day I met wi' an auld man! woe

My auld auntie Katie upon me takes pity,

I'll do my endeavour to follow her plan: