To Hague or Calais taks a waft,
To make a tour, an' tak a whirl,
To learn bon ton an' see the worl'.
There, at Vienna, or Versailles,
He rives his father's auld entails; splits
Or by Madrid he takes the rout,
To thrum guitars and fecht wi' nowt; fight with bulls
Or down Italian vista startles, courses
Whore-hunting amang groves o' myrtles;
Then bouses drumly German water, muddy