I'm gaun to Mauchline Holy Fair,

To spend an hour in daffin'; mirth

Gin ye'll go there, yon runkled pair,

We will get famous laughin'

At them this day.’

Quoth I, ‘Wi' a' my heart, I'll do't;

I'll get my Sunday's sark on, shirt

An' meet you on the holy spot;

Faith, we'se hae fine remarkin'!’

Then I gaed hame at crowdie-time, porridge