Ascends the holy rostrum:

See, up he's got the word o' God,

An' meek an' mim has view'd it, prim

While Common Sense[20] has ta'en the road,

An' aff, an' up the Cowgate

Fast, fast, that day.

Wee Miller, neist, the Guard relieves, next

An' Orthodoxy raibles, rattles by rote

Tho' in his heart he weel believes

An' thinks it auld wives' fables: