He stoitered up an' made a face; staggered
Then turn'd, an' laid a smack on Grizzy,
Syne tun'd his pipes wi' grave grimace. Then
Air
Tune: Auld Sir Symon
Sir Wisdom's a fool when he's fou, drunk
Sir Knave is a fool in a session; court
He's there but a 'prentice I trow,
But I am a fool by profession.