Some books are lies frae end to end,

And some great lies were never penn'd:

Ev'n ministers, they hae been kenn'd, known

In holy rapture,

A rousing whid at times to vend, fib

And nail't wi' Scripture.

But this that I am gaun to tell, going

Which lately on a night befell,

Is just as true's the Deil's in hell

Or Dublin city: