He wer wi' us woone night when the band

Wer a-come vor to gi'e us a hop,

An' he pull'd Grammer out by the hand

All down drough the dance vrom the top;

An' Grammer did hobble an' squall,

Wi' Gammon a-leädèn the ball;

While Gammon did sheäke up his knee

An' his voot, an' zing "Diddle-ee-dee!"

An' we laugh'd ourzelves all out o' breath

At the me'th o' Gammony Gaÿ.