All the house-dogs do waggle their taïls,
If they do but catch zight ov his feäce;
An' the ho'ses do look over raïls,
An' do whicker to zee'n at the pleäce;
An' he'll always bestow a good word
On a cat or a whisselèn bird;
An' even if culvers do coo,
Or an owl is a-cryèn "Hoo, hoo,"
Where he is, there's always a joke
To be spoke, by Gammony Gaÿ.