T. Well here, then, Mister auctioneer,

Be theäse the virs, I bought, out here?

A. The firs, the fir-poles, you bought? Who?

'Twas furze, not firs, I sold to you.

T. I bid vor virs, and not vor vuzzen,

Vor vir-poles, as I thought, two dozen.

A. Two dozen faggots, and I took

Your bidding for them. Here's the book.

T. I wont have what I diddèn buy.

I don't want vuzzen, now. Not I.