T. Well here, then, Mister auctioneer,
Be theäse the virs, I bought, out here?
A. The firs, the fir-poles, you bought? Who?
'Twas furze, not firs, I sold to you.
T. I bid vor virs, and not vor vuzzen,
Vor vir-poles, as I thought, two dozen.
A. Two dozen faggots, and I took
Your bidding for them. Here's the book.
T. I wont have what I diddèn buy.
I don't want vuzzen, now. Not I.