Lik' haïl, an' gi'ed their backs some raps.

An' zome big apple, Jimmy flung

To squaïl me, gi'ed me sich a crack;

But very shortly his ear rung,

Wi' woone I zent to paÿ en back.

An' after we'd a-had our squaïls,

Poor Tom, a-jumpèn in a bag,

Wer pinch'd by all the maïden's naïls,

An' rolled down into hwome-groun' quag.

An' then they carr'd our Fan all roun',