Your pick, though, John? His stem's a-sprung.

J. When I an' Simon had a het

O' pookèn, yonder, vor a bet,

The prongs o'n gi'ed a tump a poke,

An' then I vound the stem a-broke,

Bût they do meäke the stems o' picks

O' stuff so brittle as a kicks.

A. There's poor wold Jeäne, wi' wrinkled skin,

A-tellèn, wi' her peakèd chin,

Zome teäle ov her young days, poor soul.