A. What lout indeed! What, do ye own

The neäme? What dropp'd en on a stwone?

J. Hee! Hee! Well now he's out o' trim

Wi' only half a bottom to en;

Could you still vill en' to the brim

An' yit not let the milk run drough en?

A. Aye, as for nonsense, Joe, your head

Do hold it all so tight's a blather,

But if 'tis any good, do shed

It all so leäky as a lather.