Up you a milkèn wi' a peäir;

An' there a zix-lagg'd stout did prick

Your vow'r-lagg'd cow, an meäke her kick,

A-hettèn, wi' a pretty pat,

Your stool an' you so flat's a mat.

You scrambled up a little dirty,

But I do hope it didden hurt ye.

A. You hope, indeed! a likely ceäse,

Wi' thik broad grin athirt your feäce

You saucy good-vor-nothèn chap,