An' my veet wer so lumpy as logs,

An' my ears wer so red's a cock's cwom';

An' my nose wer so cwold as a dog's;

But so soon's I got hwome I vorgot

Where my limbs wer a-cwold or wer hot,

When wi' loud cries an' proud cries

They coll'd me so cwold.

Vor the vu'st that I happen'd to meet

Come to pull my girtcwoat vrom my eärm,

An' another did rub my feäce warm,