Since meaner things have oft been sung to Fame;
Even boots and spurs have graced heroic verse,
Butler his knight's whole suit did well rehearse;
King Harry's costume stands upon record,
And every age will precedents afford.
Then on, my Muse, and sing in epic strain
The petticoat—thou shalt not sing in vain,
The petticoat will sure reward thy pain;
With all thy skill its secret virtues tell—
A petticoat should still be handled well.