Thus would they wonder at the heavenly dame.

"I own the female world is much estranged

From what it was, and top and bottom changed.

The head was once their darling constant care,

But women's heads can't heavy burdens bear—

As much, I mean, as they can do elsewhere;

So wisely they transferred the mode of dress,

And furnished t'other end with the excess.

What tho' like spires or pyramids they show,

Sharp at the top, and vast of bulk below?