It is now time to turn to another aspect of this many-sided and, so to speak, ramified subject, and to consider a different phase of the vicissitudes and metamorphoses which this branch of literature not only has undergone, but preserves a constant tendency to undergo. It is the invaluable art of attiring the fresh hero or favourite in the disused habiliments of his predecessors. It affords a signal exemplification of the strange and unexpected fortunes which may attend an adventure or a witticism, as well as of the surprising diversity of uses to which a capable artificer may apply a single suit of motley. We are looking at the genealogical side of the question, the heraldic point of view.

No. 67 of the Hundred Merry Tales (1526) treats “of the Scholar of Oxford that proved by sophistry two chickens three.” In the Jests of Scogin we similarly encounter “How Jack by sophistry would make of two eggs three.” It is the identical invention lamely repeated, and a jest-book of the eighteenth century reproduces it once more as an episode in the life of the Merry Monarch, where he, Nell Gwynne, and the Duchess of Portsmouth are the actors, and the Duchess is made the sufferer.

Again, No. 57 of Merry Tales and Quick Answers discourses “of him that would give a song for his dinner,” reminding us of the popular farce, No Song, no Supper. Let us set before the reader the version, as it stands in the volume just quoted, side by side with a second which is better known. The parallel is curious; and I confess that I am sceptical as to the later text being more than a literary adaptation after Jonson’s time. If it was a veritable coincidence, it was an extraordinary one:—

“There came a felowe
on a tyme in to a
tauerne, and called for
meate. So, whan he
had well dyned, the
tauerner came to reken
and to haue his money,
to whom the felowe
sayde, he had no money,
but I wyll, quod
he, contente you with
songes. Naye, quod
the tauerner, I nede no
songes, I must haue
money. Whye, quod
the felowe, if I synge
a songe to your pleasure,
will ye nat than be
contente? Yes, quod
the tauerner. So he
began, and songe thre
or foure balades, and
asked if he were
pleased? No, sayde
the tauerner. Than
he opened his pourse,
and beganne to synge
thus:

“‘Whan you haue dyned
make no delaye,
But paye your oste,
and go your waye.’

Dothe this songe please
you, quod he? Yes,
marye, said the tauerner,
this pleaseth me
well. Than, as couenant
was (quod the
felowe), ye be paide
for your vitaile. And
so he departed, and
wente his waye.”
“Ben Jonson, owing
a landlord some money,
kept away from his
house. The vintner,
meeting him by chance,
asked him for what
was owing to him; but
at the same time told
him, that if he would
come to his house, and
answer him four questions,
he would forgive
him the debt. To this
proposal Ben very
readily assented, and
at the time appointed
waited upon the landlord,
who produced a
bottle of wine, and
then put to him these
questions: ‘First,
What pleases God?
Secondly, What pleases
the devil? Thirdly,
What best pleases the
world? And lastly,
What best pleases
me?’ ‘Well,’ says
Ben, directly:

“‘God is best pleased when
man forsakes his sin;
The devil’s best pleased
when men persist
therein;
The world’s best pleased
when you do draw
good wine;
And you’ll be best
pleased when I pay
for mine.’

“The vintner was so
well pleased with this
impromptu that he gave
Ben a receipt in full for
his debt, and treated
him with a bottle into
the bargain.”

The details, it will be at once observed, are slightly varied; but the germ is the same, and the truth appears to be, that a copy of the Merry Tales had fallen in Jonson’s way, and that he wished to reproduce a drollery which tickled his fancy, and more or less suited his case.


To the same group may be thought to appertain Old Merrythought’s song in the Knight of the Burning Pestle:—

“For Jillian of Berry she dwells on a hill,

And she hath good beer and ale to sell;

And of good fellows she thinks no ill,