Whoa, Emma! Whoa, Emma!

Emma, you put me in quite a dilemma.

Oh, Emma! Whoa, Emma!

That’s what I hear from Putney to Kew.

I asked them “what they meant?”

When some one at me sent

An egg, which nearly struck me in the eye.

The girl began to scream,

Saying, “Fred, what does this mean?”

I asked again, and this was their reply: