I do not wish to give offence,

But interest is common sense,

And he who does not look to that,

Mr. Quæ Genus, is a Flat."

The blunt, rough Coachman, said no more:
When Molly's fine black eyes ran o'er:
The Cook look'd grave, and Betty sigh'd,
The Kitchen-maid sat still and cried,
While Thomas not a word replied.—
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Quæ Genus, not to be remiss,
Gave to each maid a friendly kiss,
And when he whisper'd his adieu
To charming Molly, he gave two:
Perhaps, if they were counted o'er,
Her sweet lips might acknowledge more:
Then told her softly not to fear,
And kindly whisper'd in her ear,
"What e'er my lot, I will be true
To fond affection and to you."

Our gloomy Hero now departed,

And left the mansion heavy-hearted,

Where in such comfort he had liv'd,

Nor, till dismiss'd it, ever griev'd,

And, with a tardy step, retir'd